A colossal F…..art- The Big Bang!

“The Universe is nothing but a sweet fart.” When we say “world,” most of us think of our teeny-tiny Earth. A blue dot full of ape-ish bipeds who think history started with dictators, 2014, and trade tariffs. But I am talking about The Universe here. The Big Mamma. The whole cosmic shit show. We often […]

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Hours to competence- A conundrum:

It was a stab injury to the lower chest. Patient was breathless and dying. I suspected tension pneumothorax, and that was why I had taken him in. He was rapidly anesthetised, and I put a chest tube in. The ventilation improved dramatically. The patient was saved. Umm… No. His blood pressure continued to plummet. But […]

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Why am I like this?

A lot of people ask me, “Don’t you have anything better to do? Why do you keep writing stuff like this? Why don’t you show deference to religion, God, tradition, and authority?” Then there are the hardcore haters who ask, “Why are you wasting your time scribbling all this subversive nonsense?” In our part of […]

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